2007-03-23 11:56:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Tell him the truth, because God is listening
2007-03-23 12:01:18 · answer #1 · answered by Angel Eyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I heard this story about a guy that went to confession and he told the priest that he had committed the sin of fornication with one of the young ladies in the church.
The Priest asked him if it was Susie O'Donnell and he said "I can't tell you who it was Father." So the Priest asked if it was another girl trying to get the young man to tell him who had sinned with but each time the Priest offered up a guess the man told him the same thing. Finally the Priest gave up and told him to say 50 hail Mary's and to sin no more.
When he left confession he ran into a buddy who asked him how it went. "Geat!" he said. "I got 50 hail Mary's and a bunch of hot leads!"
2007-03-23 19:13:56 · answer #2 · answered by Martin S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You don't need to go to a priest for confession.
God is just where you are - You can tell Him, and ask Him to forgive you! You will be reborn - born of His Spirit if you do so.
2007-03-23 19:02:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Everything that you did that was a sin that you can remember since your last Sacramental Confession.
2007-03-23 19:01:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, it depends on how horny you are tonight. If you horny, tell him you are 10 years old. If you are not horny, tell him a serious set of sexual stories that contain much sin....he needs some stories and images to help him make it through the night. You will be forgiven, no matter what you say, so make it a good one....really heavy about kinky sex. That will please him the most.
2007-03-23 19:02:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Tell him you do not love your God nor your Church. You would be telling the truth because you ask questions like this.
2007-03-23 20:57:16 · answer #6 · answered by Midge 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell him all the things you did which hurt others, even if they were by accident.....anything that was not loving from that other person's viewpoint.
2007-03-23 19:00:01 · answer #7 · answered by Greenwood 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you normally do when you confess? Hmm... good question.
2007-03-23 19:00:29 · answer #8 · answered by NONAME 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The truth.
Tell him everything you did wrong or bad thoughts.
And maybe good ones as well.
2007-03-23 19:00:53 · answer #9 · answered by cass 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why don't you just confess them to GOD?
2007-03-23 21:14:45 · answer #10 · answered by jomi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋