You know, the ones:
"Atheists, what if you're all wrong and I'm right?"
"Can god create a rock so heavy that he can't lift?"
"Did Jesus really have sex with Mary Magdalene?"
Variations and alternative spellings don't count.
Regulars: prepare for a drinkfest! ;) Cheers!
2007-03-23 11:44:53 · 22 answers · asked by Ymmo the Heathen 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Rick T: it seems to me that you didn't understand the question at ALL.
2007-03-23 11:57:25 · update #1
I don't think anybody mentioned that one: "if we're all descendants from adam and eve, are we all inbred? // did adam and eve's children committhe sin of incest?"
2007-03-23 12:04:40 · update #2
"Why do atheists hate themselves?"
"Why do atheists hate us?"
"If you don't believe in God, then isn't that faith?"
"Are all atheists *******?"
"Atheists: how can you go through life with no morals?"
"Did something really bad happen in your childhood that made you not believe?"
Perhaps the most annoying of all is:
"Why do people believe in false gods when EVERYONE knows who the real, true God is. Do they want to go to hell?"
*Drinks a bottle of whiskey*
*Drinks a chaser*
~~*Passes out*~~
2007-03-23 14:20:30 · answer #1 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are the top five questions we drink to:
--Using Pascal's Wager.
-- Why are atheists in the Religion and Spirituality forum?
-- If we come from monkeys/monkies/apes, then why are there still monkeys?
-- How can atheists be moral?
-- What's the difference between a Christian and a Catholic?
Also, questions on Evolution or the Big Bang theory because those belong in the science forum!
2007-03-23 18:53:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why do you think that you're right and everyone else is an atheist?
If you can't lift a heavy rock, you're not God.
Which variation of Jesus are you speaking of? Many were called 'Jesus' back then. And many claim to be The Jesus. If you've had sex with anyone, you're not Jesus.
2007-03-23 18:54:19 · answer #3 · answered by rgtheisen2003 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Why do Christians pick and choose between the Biblical laws they follow and don't follow?"
"If we're descended from monkeys, why are monkeys still here?"
"Prove to me the Bible says homosexuality is wrong. I dare you because it's not in there."
"Why would a loving God send anyone to Hell?"
"How can anyone be so stupid as to not believe in evolution?"
"Who did Adam and Eve's sons marry?"
"If God is real, why doesn't He prove it so we'll all believe?"
"Why are you Christians so intolerant? Everyone knows that all paths lead to Heaven!"
2007-03-23 18:53:20 · answer #4 · answered by Suzanne: YPA 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Maybe it is just because I am a mathematician but the ones that annoy me the most are the ones that equate evolution or the laws of physics with random chance when anyone with a third grade education should know they are anything but random.
2007-03-23 18:56:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
aw, I quite like the monkeys one, It makes me think that santa could be real too. It's like saying you believe in faries, gives them wings like tinkerbell in peterpan.
but starting with atheist:blah etc, or Christians:meh, seems a little discriminating. I always answer those which disclude me.
2007-03-23 18:50:49 · answer #6 · answered by Zen禅Maiden :ジェダイ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Why are atheists in the religion section?"
"Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?"
"Why do atheists think that all christians are *insert negative word here*?"
2007-03-23 18:51:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Atheists, why don't you believe in God?"
"Evolutionists: prove that we came from monkeys"?
"Theists: Do you believe in the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, and Santa?"
2007-03-23 19:18:23 · answer #8 · answered by mixmaster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are athiests in this section if they don't believe in God.
Exceedingly common question and definitely annoying.
2007-03-23 18:48:28 · answer #9 · answered by genaddt 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
"why are atheist on the religion section"
To me that has actually surpassed the wager as the most annoying.
2007-03-23 18:48:03 · answer #10 · answered by Harry P. Ness 2 · 7⤊ 0⤋