were you ever unfaithful to your wife.
the first man says
"yes but only once and it didnt mean anything and i still love my wife."
so he was given a nice shiny sports car to drive round heaven in.
the second mans says
" only three maybe four times but it meant nothing and i still love my wife."
he got a moped.
the last mans says
"to be honest at least ten, but they didnt all mean anything and i did love my wife."
so he was given a push bike.
two days later the man with the bike see's the man with the sports car crying his eyes out.
"whats the matter with you at least you got a car?"
"i know " says the man with the car
"but ive just seen my wife on roller skates"
2007-03-23 11:42:26 · 12 answers · asked by *♥* donna *♥* 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent, did you hear about the group of Gypsies who turned up at the Pearly Gates ? They demanded access but the angel on duty thought he'd better check with God first so went to tell him. God agreed that if they were still waiting to let them in, so the angel went to tell them the good news. 10 mins later he returned to God and said "The've gone"!. "The Gypsies ?" asked God. " No the f*****g Gates" replied the angel
2007-03-23 11:56:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that one but I cannot work out how many men the wife went with to get the skates
2007-03-23 11:47:29 · answer #2 · answered by ANDREW H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you, that's funny: a double-bill with delroyd's response
2007-03-23 12:26:57 · answer #3 · answered by L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, ive never heard that one before
2007-03-23 12:23:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Took me awile to get it.
But it was FUNNY!
2007-03-23 11:51:49 · answer #5 · answered by Sexy_Duck 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont that beat all - funny.
2007-03-23 12:23:45 · answer #6 · answered by Feline05 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny...thanks for the laugh!!
2007-03-23 11:46:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie
2007-03-23 11:46:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Poor guy!
2007-03-23 12:00:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,xcellent.
2007-03-23 11:45:47 · answer #10 · answered by onlyme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋