TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
BONGANI: A teacher
TEACHER: Bongani, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
BONGANI: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
BONGANI: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
BONGANI: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
BONGANI: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
2007-03-23 11:35:11 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ah ha ha ha ha!!! LOL!!! I love the George Washington one! They're really funny!
2007-03-24 00:27:08 · answer #1 · answered by Akira_Cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋