There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters The couple decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife finally got pregnant, and sure enough, delivered a healthy baby boy 9 months later.
The joyful father rushed into the nursery and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen. He went to his wife and told her there was no way he could be the father of the child. "Look at the two beautiful daughters!" Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?"
The wife smiled sweetly and said......
Not this time honey!"
2007-03-23 10:58:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh well, third time lucky :)
Was watching that film tonight. You me and Dupree. What a load of b*ll*cks.
I like the new hair better than the last look by the way.
Suits you. :)
x
2007-03-23 11:36:50 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
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2016-10-20 07:36:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! When I was born I had a shock of dark brown hair, when my father saw me he said 'That's no child of mine if she doesn't have red hair!' To which the midwife replied 'Not all of your kids have to be as ugly as you are.' Cheered my mum up no end and still brings a smile to my face, great that someone put him in his place! Even if I did turn out to be a redhead in the end!
2007-03-23 11:05:15 · answer #3 · answered by Lovely Witch 25 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Loved the joke, i can just imagine her saying that with a big smile on her face. 10/10
2007-03-23 22:18:15 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-03-23 11:29:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great, much liked
2007-03-23 12:01:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooo, cheeky. So he really did have his dads looks.
2007-03-23 11:10:05 · answer #7 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
haha dang wasn't expecting that
very clever
2007-03-23 11:59:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-23 11:41:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good
2007-03-23 11:03:06 · answer #10 · answered by FreakGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋