Bill died and went to heaven?

Question

He was met at the gates by an angel who took him into an enourmous warehouse full of clocks. The angel told him that each clock represented someones life. Suddenly one of the clocks spun backwards taking an hour off the time. 'What was that?' asked bill? 'Well', the angel said to him, 'each time someone acts like a jerk an hour is taken off their life.' The pair carried on walking, then bill asked the angel if he could see Tony Blairs clock? 'You'll have to come into the office' said the angel, 'We've been using it as a fan in this hot spell!'

Answer 1

i went into a psychiatrist office and asked him is that clock right, he said yes it is, i said whats it doing here

Answer 2

Yes a good one!
What is the difference between the houses of parliament and a hedgehog?
With the hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside!

Answer 3

Interesting, surely he should be dead, come to that perhaps he should never have made it into being alive? This is obviously one of those paradoxes that have no meaningful answer.

Answer 4

very funny thanx for the laugh much needed

Answer 5

Funny! Good one!

Answer 6

what in the world! i dont even understand your question. all i can answer is that was really wierd. go and waste someone elses time, no one on the computer plzzz

Answer 7

that's great! the best joke i've heard lately

Answer 8

cool... mind the pun =p

Answer 9

lol

nice one loved the ending to that superb joke i still laughing.................. lmao

Answer 10

v good