2007-03-23 08:24:40 · 19 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What makes you think the Pope will go with the rapture?
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2007-03-23 08:27:55 · answer #1 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Tell them Commande! Because they obviously don't know what time it is! Yes people, this will be the least of our problems. How can I put this? Oh has anyone seen the movie "Deep Impact"? How about the movie "The Day After Tomorrow?" Or even better, "Armageddon!" Yeah that's the one!
2007-03-23 08:33:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
If God actually existed, and if there was actually Biblical evidence for the Rapture (two big assumptions here), I'm certain that enough do-gooders who thought they were Christians would be left behind to keep Africa from getting condoms.
2007-03-23 08:26:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
The catholic church (who are not "saved", remember) will continue to make sure that Africa dies slowly but surely due to lack of birth control and condoms.
2007-03-23 08:33:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who will get rid of the dead squirrels.
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2007-03-23 08:31:42 · answer #5 · answered by Dust in the Wind 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could give up your life and go speading condoms in Africa right now, never mind. You could be like Johnny Appleseed. What are you waiting for?
2007-03-23 08:28:32 · answer #6 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why don't atheist organizations get some money together and send the condoms down?
Because they only care about themselves?
Likely.
2007-03-23 08:45:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
With hate-filled Christians out of the way, it shouldn't be a problem.
2007-03-23 10:58:45 · answer #8 · answered by God 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the africans will get condoms because all the bigoted christians will all be beamed up to the BORG cube
2007-03-23 08:42:21 · answer #9 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No one.
It won't matter to the ruler.
Only his own power will matter to him.
If you are a burden on the resources, death to you.
2007-03-23 08:33:24 · answer #10 · answered by chris p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋