2007-03-23 08:20:06 · 34 answers · asked by Mike Honcho 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The world was populated through crude gay butt sex?
I'm going to go kill myself now.
2007-03-23 08:27:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
No, Adam and Eve, even the evolutionists are admitting that we had to have come from 1 couple to become what we are today.
2007-03-23 08:27:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, the first two humans were Thag and Oogla Goldberg. They lived in a cave off the coast of what is now France.
2007-03-23 08:29:30 · answer #3 · answered by BOOM 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If Adam and Steve were the first, then they also were the last.
But since there are billions of people on the earth, it was Adam and Eve.
2007-03-23 08:23:57 · answer #4 · answered by tim 6 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Haaaa ha ha ha ha!
then they argued over the apple and Steve punished Adam with his snake.
They also lived in a studio apartment and drank Zinfandel wine.
Hey wait just one minute are you suggesting nooo...
2007-03-23 08:25:58 · answer #5 · answered by Chiprat 4 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Adam and Eve, never was a Steve unless Steve was Satan
2007-03-23 08:25:37 · answer #6 · answered by dianemelloniemarlenejerryginder 3 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Adam and Steve? Had it been two dudes, then humankind would have never populated the Earth. Case closed.
2007-03-23 08:25:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 4⤋
Yes, but then Eve came along and spoiled everything for Steve.
2007-03-23 08:23:33 · answer #8 · answered by Murazor 6 · 5⤊ 4⤋
Yes.
And Adam made Steve cross dress and be his *****.
2007-03-23 08:25:36 · answer #9 · answered by Amy 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Realistically, they were probably "Grunt" and "Grunt".
Since evolution doesn't move quickly, I doubt you
could have readily distinguished a human being
from the genotype right before it.
2007-03-23 08:23:53 · answer #10 · answered by Elana 7 · 5⤊ 3⤋