I need my ex to think I am dead?

Question

OK I AM WRITING THIS IN BOLD BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY NO ONE IS READING EVERYTHING i AM WRITING. SO READ EVERYTHING OR DON'T ANSWER AT ALL.

ok here it goes. I want my ex to think I am dead. I don't want any stupid answers like your crazy, you need help. maybe I do, but I really really want to do this. The reasons simply don't matter. Don't ask me why. Cuz I won't answer to it. I am wondering what would be the EASIEST way to do it without getting in legal trouble. I thought about having someone I know tell him I killed myself or that my car went off a bridge. I would let my parents know obviously cuz if I don't they might tell him him I am not dead, because they won't have a clue what I did. So would it be better to have him think I killed myself, or that I ran off a cliff. I was thinking along the lines of the cliff. there are reasons I want him to suffer and they are very legitate. I don't think this is illegal if only he knows. I know he won't think that whoever told him would be lieing.

It is def. for a legitimate reason. I would not want to do this unless I felt it was needed. And don't call me sick. I said I didn't want anyone who wasn't serious about helping me

Answer 1

I would NEED to know why you would want to do such a thing before i answer.
Sounds very sick and EXTREME.

Answer 2

If you told him you fell off a cliff- that would have to have been in the news and in the papers. But if you tell him you took your life, he wont know. Unless he sees you or something. Anyways I think this is a bad idea. If you don't like him or have problems, talk about it and get things settled. making him suffer won't make anything better. What goes around comes around

Answer 3

Texting lets you control the tone and establish what kind of conversation you want to have. Learn here https://tr.im/C4dEa
This is probably the most important part. With texting, you can stop and think about what you want to say to your ex at each step of the way. Instead of reacting emotionally, you can take your time, figure out the right thing to say (I’ll give you most of it), and be strategic with your ex without saying something that you’ll regret.

Answer 4

i think u are very confused and need someone to talk to. sounds to me you want to get revenge on him,by saying ur dead aint gonna hurt him as much as u think. im guessing u want him 2 see u him pain and suffering. the best way to do that is do something in front of him that will really hurt him. like kiss some guy or even better have sex with someone! or u cud just go and kick his nuts as hard as u can..believe me he will be on the floor with pain and agony. but plz dont do anthing stupid.

Answer 5

I don't think this is a good idea. You may be shocked to find out that he could care less if you were dead. He may even be happy about it. Besides what if something really happens to you.

Answer 6

1

Answer 7

Hey, you're the chick asking for rides offline, did you sniff something honey?

Answer 8

Sorry but I refuse to help you with your SICK little game. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Ever hear of karma?

Answer 9

the cliff idea is way to dramatic i think suicide will be your best bet it sounds more real

Answer 10

hmm. he would think that you have killed yourself for his love and this will flatter him .. do you want to make this please to the bastard .. i don't think so. find another bf and kiss in front of your ex. that will hurt him more than knowing you are dead