just gimme stuff that would be cute and funny
2007-03-23 07:45:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
“Wars come and go, but my soldiers stay eternal”
Tupac Shakur- Rest In Peace
2007-03-23 17:48:41 · answer #1 · answered by hotstuff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you hate, the only one that suffers is you because most of the people you hate don't know it and the rest don't care.
I certainly don't want to be one of those people that is unsatisfied for the rest of my life. Some people don't have legs or arms... I have legs and arms, I mean what more could people want than legs and arms? -Gilmore Girls
I hate when I get so frustrated . Everything just goes wrong at once, and I try so hard to fight it. But the tears, they always come. I'm so scared of falling, cause once I do, it's fight after fight to get back up. It could take days, months, years even. I don't knoww if I have that kind of strength anymore.
I know my problems are minuscule and pathetic compared to other problems in the world. I know I should get the **** over them and deal. Knowing, however, doesn't make a difference.
I love sleep. My life has this tendency to fall apart when I'm awake.
I love to sleep. It's the best of both worlds: you get to be alive, and unconscious
I thought about building you a boat to survive the river of tears I'm crying for you, but the world's smallest violins just aren't a reliable source of lumber, and that cross you're nailing yourself to seems like it's bouyant enough anyways
I'd look on the bright side If I could find it.
If at first you don't succeed failure may be your style
If I could get a firm grip on reality I'd choke it.
If only closed minds came with closed mouths
2007-03-23 09:46:56 · answer #2 · answered by Soccer<3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On life's busy thoroughfare,
We meet with angels unaware,
But we are too busy to see or hear,
Too busy to sense that God is near,
Too busy to stop and recognize
The grief that lies in another's eyes.
Too busy to offer to help or share,
Too busy to sympathize or care,
Too busy to do the good things we should,
Telling ourselves we would if we could.
But life is too swift and the pace is too great,
And we dare not pause for we might be late
For our next appointment which means so much
We are willing to brush off the Saviour's touch.
And we tell ourselves there will come a day,
We will have more time to pause on our way,
But before we know it life's sun has set,
And we've passed the Saviour, but never met.
For hurrying along life's thoroughfare,
We passed Him by and remained unaware
That within the very sight of our eye,
Unnoticed, the Son of God passed by.
--Helen Steiner Rice
2007-03-23 08:06:41 · answer #3 · answered by afireinside2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life's short - eat dessert first
If pro means good, and con means bad, and progress means to go forward....what does congress mean??
Calling someone a tattletale is weird...I mean, one can:
tell a tale
sing a tale
hear a tale
know a tale
have a "tail" (he he)
...but one cannot be a "tale"...so what really IS a tattletale?
A friend will bail you out of jail, but a GOOD friend will be sitting in the cell with you.
2007-03-23 10:01:39 · answer #4 · answered by for_always_groban 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often.
2007-03-24 07:03:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
2007-03-27 12:40:00 · answer #6 · answered by car_gal79 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Only two things are infinite in this world. One is the universe and the second is human stupidity. And I am not so sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
2007-03-23 12:05:02 · answer #7 · answered by gamma_wave 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-sweetie, if you're gonna be two faced, at least make one of them pretty
-TRUST: giving him your heart, hoping he wont break it.
-Just once; i want to fall in love and not get hurt in the end.
-i'm on the road.....to getting over you. I just hope my heart doesn't make any pit stops along the way
2007-03-23 09:21:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"We live our lives as best we can under the restrictions of our time and place and the limitations that powerful people put upon us."
or
"Curiosity killed the cat but it works for everyone else."
2007-03-23 09:20:41 · answer #9 · answered by soccer_sweetie_87 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"positive thinking is like this a bird is flying in the sky u look up in the sky it shits in your eye u don't scream and u sont shout u just thank god that cow's dont fly " ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!
2007-03-31 02:26:09 · answer #10 · answered by shreys 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋