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2007-03-23 07:35:02 · 18 answers · asked by Samurai Jack 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
When I was little, I use to take my sock puppets everywhere. One day, when I was bored in church, I tried making my dog sock puppet talk to the people in the pew behind me. My mother got upset and grabbed me by the wrist (thus grabbing the puppet by the throat). I immediately threw the puppet's mouth open, letting his long tongue hang out, began making gagging sounds. I cracked up two rows of pews before mom dragged me outside.
2007-03-23 07:41:03 · answer #1 · answered by Randy G 7 · 16⤊ 0⤋
Umm, well in comparison to photogrl, this probably wouldn't even make the list, but the very first time I went to a Mormon church, I didn't take the bread when they were passing sacrament, but did take the water. What can I say, I was thirsty, and the guy knew I didn't take the bread, so he shouldn't have given me the water unless he wanted me to just take it. :)
My cousin once said/yelled, "Well ****!" when her shoe fell of and on to the hard wood floor. She was 3 and it was during a silent prayer. A week or two later she dropped her pencil and it rolled down to the front of the room and she said "Well, damn it to hell!" Needless to say my aunt was mortified! And the whole congregation was cracking up.
Randy G, that's priceless!!
2007-03-23 14:52:18 · answer #2 · answered by Tonya in TX - Duck 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, once my sister and I were about 10 and 8 - at the time - and she started biting her nails while she was kneeling on the pew and when I looked up at the guy sitting in front of her - his red sweater was covered in all of these little fingernail specs that she was spitting all over him. I bust up laughing so loud and got the look of death from my dad. ( well that was way back when I did the whole church-Im-a-Catholic-thing) glad I opened my mind. not too scandalous - but it was hilarious.
2007-03-23 14:46:13 · answer #3 · answered by Virgo 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
well, some of us stole a station wagon as teens, drove it to the back of a church at night on good friday - which happened to be friday the 13th lol. we hotboxed the car, then my boyfriend and i had sex in it while everyone waited outside!
so i guess thats slightly scandalous, but i've done worse, just not at church lol
but looking back at it, i guess it was disrespectful
2007-03-23 14:51:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was at a great aunt's funeral about a year after my grandfather's funeral and I asked my sister if they measured you for a coffin. I said "I mean Aunt Sadie would have rattled around in Grandpa's coffin" and my sister burst out laughing. I mean loud hysterical laughing. I felt like Seinfeld when he put that Pez dispenser on Elaine's lap at the piano recital.
We were teenagers and sitting right next to my mom and I had to think fast. I quickly put my arm around her shoulders and said "it's ok, don't cry" so that everyone around us would assume it was grief. As she settled down I guess I was thinking about why she was laughing and I could see the humor in my statement - and then suddenly I burst out laughing. lol - it was nuts. My sister did the same thing for me - put her arm around me to console me while I tried to control my laughter.
Of course our younger sister (always the trouble maker) told my mom that we were laughing - but my mother didn't believe her mercifully.
Peace!
2007-03-23 18:38:26 · answer #5 · answered by carole 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well.... I've been to church like 4 times only. Once I blew my nose on one of the curtains when everyone was singing loudly (so no-one would notice). In my defense I was only 6.
Randy G is the man!!!!!
2007-03-23 14:48:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nothing. But I once saw our Church's elder's pants fall down because he forgot to wear suspenders. Does that count?
(Believe me, there were NO lustful thoughts after this happened. I did have to squelch a laugh, though.)
2007-03-23 14:46:28 · answer #7 · answered by Suzanne: YPA 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Probably pretty tame by most people's standards, but I've used the expression "Nazi B@tch Queen from Hell" in [a Catholic] church once or twice. I was directing a teen music group and they didn't quite understand how upset I was with them, so I told them if they didn't get their act together that NBQfH was going to make an appearance and that they really wouldn't like her. I will admit, it did get the point across.
2007-03-23 14:40:08 · answer #8 · answered by Church Music Girl 6 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Seriously? I smoked a cigarette in the bathroom of a church in my teens. (I have since quit that nasty habit!)
2007-03-23 14:48:19 · answer #9 · answered by AJM 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I want to get booty at a church but haven't found anyone willing to do it there
2007-03-23 14:52:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋