I don't want any textbook answers to this question. This question is simple for furn. If you can't have fun with this question then please don't answer it. Okay here goes. According to Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche "woman was god's second mistake". If this is so then what would be God's first mistake? Remember I don't want textbook correct answers. I want everybody to have fun with it and be original. 10 points will go to the most unique answer. Please if you don't have a sense of humor don't answer this question.
2007-03-23 07:21:25 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I choose talking snakes. I mean, come on. Why would you make an animal with an inferiority complex [I would be if I were a snake, even with legs] the ability to speak, and decieve others?
That, or the fact he didn't make condoms and liquor.
2007-03-23 07:25:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The answer is obviously creation. You know, first was creation and then came along woman and ruined the entire program by taking God to bed. This is what is know as the virgin birth.
When God was finally done, he asked Mary if she was a virgin. It was very important to God that he marry a virgin, but she said, well God, I was until you plowed my field. Do you God, said Mary, realize that nineteen suns burned out while you where making one.
God said, don't worry in your case I am going to change your birth to twenty new Suns so we can be two ahead in case there is any competition left out there.
Mary said, will do I at least get paid minimum wage, but God said that she should direct her question about money to Tom Delay who was in charge of making Godly investments.
Mary rolled her eyes and told God to get back to work!
2007-03-23 07:36:40 · answer #2 · answered by zclifton2 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
One would think that since man was made before woman, according to the folk tales, man was the first mistake.
2007-03-23 07:30:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhm? Like the pot saying to the potter "why did you make me this way?"
or like a man with a log in his eye trying to remove a thorn from Christ's brow.
or a man who is spiritually dead trying to teach God about life.
There are many funny things to be said about this topic.
2007-03-23 10:15:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, I would have to go with the Duck Billed Platypus. It is just a confusing animal to look at. I would like to see the duck who has his way with the beaver that resutled in this. And, the d@mn thing is poisonous. What's up with that?
2007-03-23 07:28:38 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
creating the 24 hour night and day schedule, i'm forced to go to bed for a certain time every 24 hours even when i don't need it, or to wake up at a certain time when i'm dead tired. I want to go by my body, not the damn rotation of the earth!
2007-03-23 08:00:12 · answer #6 · answered by ajj085 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baltimore
2007-03-23 07:24:07 · answer #7 · answered by Samurai Jack 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Al Gore
2007-03-23 07:25:10 · answer #8 · answered by kevzvixen 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Creation.
2007-03-23 07:25:35 · answer #9 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
With the benefit of hindsight, we could say that the creation of the covering cherub who became Satan was a mistake, and chronologically, it was before the creation of woman.
2007-03-23 07:25:20 · answer #10 · answered by hasse_john 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋