2007-03-23 07:11:03 · 16 answers · asked by vanilla 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Here is a few:
I'm afraid of Ronald McDonald will you go for a burger with me?
Some people think I'm gay would you like to prove them wrong?
My mom says I'm too young to go out with girls...but you're a woman...
My friends made a bet that I couldn't get you to go out with me
I've never asked a girl out like this before but
They're all corny and some do work
What's with the Tennessee jokes...they're the worst
2007-03-23 07:17:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the corniest line I have ever heard (that I didn't see coming) would have to be "Are you from Tennessee?" and when I responded "No, why" I got "Well, your the only 10 I see." I admit it made me laugh, but got the guy nowhere!
2007-03-23 14:15:31 · answer #2 · answered by tlc4irs 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
did it hurt? when you feel from heaven
or i could see myself in your pants
a guy told me that one so i said well you can get them at vanity in the mall if you like them so much and i dont let strangers borrow my clothes lol
or this is a good one i used on my boyfriend when he was having a bad day
are you from Tennessee cus your the only ten i see
2007-03-23 14:16:32 · answer #3 · answered by carmelfude2003 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you a parking ticket, coz you got fine written all over you!
You know what they say about men with big feet .... (to this you answer, Big Shoes to throw em off gaurd)
2007-03-23 14:15:43 · answer #4 · answered by Rebecca H 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1) Q:Are you tired?
A: No why
Then they reply because you have been running through my mind all day
2) Q: I lost my number can I have yours.
2007-03-23 14:43:46 · answer #5 · answered by butterfliescp 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
2007-03-23 14:14:53 · answer #6 · answered by Wolverine 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My name is caveman. Can I come into your cave?
2007-03-23 14:15:33 · answer #7 · answered by suki's mom 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"hey baby lets rearrange the alphabet and u and i in it..." or hey babe, u tired? cause u been running through my mind all day!"
2007-03-23 14:13:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Q)did it hurt?
A) what
Q) when you fell from heaven?
2007-03-23 14:15:40 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Did I mention I have a penis? LOL!
2007-03-23 14:13:49 · answer #10 · answered by Birdiebuddy_11 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋