Please refrain from giving me answers like "just stop smoking." Don't you think I already know that one? I know it's possible, because I've heard of people in probation doing it all the time. Anyone know any good things to do? Money is not an issue with me.
2007-03-23 06:42:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Nice try trying to scare me but you DONT go to prison for THC in your system. My buddy has violated his probation 3 times, and going on his 4th and everytime they just give him more BS to do, but not once has he gone to jail.
2007-03-23 06:55:04 · update #1
if it's a urine test, get a mate who doesn't take drugs to pee into a condom and then tie it up. take the pee-filled condom with you and when they ask you for a urine sample use that instead of your own.
if they're gonna do a hair strand test, same thing -use someone elses' hair and use your ingenuity to make sure they test that instead of your own.
if it's a blood test, you'll have to say you have a phobia of needles or something..
2007-03-23 06:50:14 · answer #1 · answered by deathbyrazorblades 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should start by shaving off all of your hair, and I do mean all of your hair. Slather yourself in Nair if you have to so that you get rid of all of it. Many of these drug tests are done using hair samples because the evidence of drug use are deposited in the hair and are harder for individuals to cheat. So the hair will have to go in case they take hair samples, don't forget to get rid of your eyebrows too. That way with no hair to sample they can't use this as the testing method. You are right there are ways to fake out a urinalysis test for drugs. The most effective way for you to pass the test is for you to flush out your system. The evening before you will take the test you should drink a quart of prune juice or fresh squeezed apple cider. The apple cider is less effective than the prune juice so you will have to double up on the amount that you drink, and it has to be the kind with the sediment at the bottom that you need to shake or it won't work. Don't eat anything at least 16 hours before the test because remember you are trying to flush the toxins from your system. On the morning of the test when you wake up you need to drink one pint of Extra virgin olive oil, this will coat the linings of your stomach and intestines preventing any of the THC from leaching from your cells into your urine. Next drink two large glasses of lemonade or gatorade. This should be sufficient to provide you with enough output for them to run the tests. Let me know the results.
2007-03-23 14:10:41 · answer #2 · answered by J J 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You don't pass a drug test. You fail a drug test. The purpose of the drug test is to determine whether you are or are not taking drugs. Since, as you say you "smoke pot like everyday," you are taking drugs.
Money is of no help to you.
2007-03-23 14:26:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are penis prosthetic devices that you can either buy some pee, or have a friend fill up a bottle (if they're clean...) put this apparatus on and "pee" in the cup in front of them...we had one to pass a hydration test in State of Kansas High School wrestling...
2007-03-23 13:48:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude there are a lot of ways you can pass a drug test for pot. There are like those fake urines that comes with fake ***** that look real so when the inspector looks at you while you're peeing into the bottle they wont know you're faking it.
Here's a site for you.
http://www.keepshooting.com/selfdefense/fake-urine/fake-urine-pass-drugtest.htm
2007-03-23 13:48:34 · answer #5 · answered by Rowdy Andy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be surprised if you are arrested. You will get what you deserve. Quite obviously your freedom means nothing to you. Prison is not a nice place---I am a prison pastor, so I know that it's like on the inside.
2007-03-23 13:48:40 · answer #6 · answered by Preacher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my ex use to sell crack and that means he would touch it with his bare hands, so it was in his system, and no he didn't use it. so he bought these pills you take at once. all 5 pills i think they were called emergency pills, don't know where he got it from but the work. or he bought this fake dick to where it looks real and it came with fake pee. or buy some azo the regular kind and drink a whole bunch of water. when you first take a piss your urine will be a reddish orange color, but keep drinking the water up til your date, i swear to you this work. i tried it my self and i don't smoke but to clean my urine buy azo the regular kind.
2007-03-23 13:53:29 · answer #7 · answered by missk102 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink 2 or so cups of white vinegar shortly before you take the test. Works like a charm for me! I smoke weed like cigarettes and I've never had a positive piss tesT!
2007-03-23 13:48:22 · answer #8 · answered by Bones 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why ask in R and S? Go to the high times website there should be tips.
2007-03-23 13:46:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude r u retarded? Do u totally want to **** over ur life? Ive done dumb stuff to, but In no how to stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There is no wa u can avoid the probation officer that much
2007-03-23 13:50:33 · answer #10 · answered by jenniemae 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋