I'm sick of being sexually harrassed by supernatural fictional characters.
2007-03-23 06:01:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
damned succubi.
2007-03-23 06:04:32 · answer #1 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sounds to me like you have an excellent case against both and would likely win.
angels are god's agents, therefore he was likely touching you while on duty and thus god is responsible.
god will certainly lose because the quality of lawyers in heaven is going to be lacking.
2007-03-23 13:15:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Show us on the doll where the angel touched you.
2007-03-23 13:15:43 · answer #3 · answered by Alan S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only if the angel touches you in your special area.
2007-03-23 13:06:34 · answer #4 · answered by joe s 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, you can sue god. And you can sue the angel to. But if you do sue god then you must see his lawyer. And that won't be to good of an experience. His lawyer is Helen Wait. So if you sue him, you must go to Helen Wait.
2007-03-23 13:08:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
You can not be serious.... Since the word "fictional" means not real...then I would say that it is all in your head... I would take that to mean that you need professional help..
2007-03-23 13:19:55 · answer #6 · answered by Termite 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmmm...that doesn't sound like an angel, dear.
2007-03-23 13:09:28 · answer #7 · answered by AJM 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh man, find a hobby, or a doctor. You need attention, maybe at a local kareoke bar, try that see if it fufills whatever is missing
2007-03-23 13:05:09 · answer #8 · answered by gsxr650 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You're going to have a tough time serving the papers.
2007-03-23 13:05:02 · answer #9 · answered by milomax 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You might try "Good Intentions Interventions"
2007-03-23 13:07:04 · answer #10 · answered by K 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey then you need to slow your role they are trying to tell you becareful
2007-03-23 13:05:51 · answer #11 · answered by Me 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋