Ever run into a co-worker with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) who keeps cleaning workstations and desks like a maniac making the whole area smell pungent? As if that is not bad enough, I had to share desk and equipment with this guy. When he took my spot he scrubbed the desk like it was littered with dandruff even though I had a beanie on. The earpiece on the company phone he kept rubbing with alcohol wipes until the caller on the other end sounded drunk! He blew air with a vacuum into keyboards and brushed the chair I sat on sprinkling it with room freshners before he sat on it. Well, you get the picture. Is'nt it an insult to me with all co-workers watching? Not that I lack in hygiene or take a mud bath annually. To make it worse he is now going out with my ex. So, I replaced the Lysol in his bottle with equally yellow urine with the same amount of froth. As usual he sprayed the desk and mopped it off with tissue. Should I carry on with OPERATION UREA? What u think will happen?
2007-03-23 05:56:45 · 14 answers · asked by Kaliyug Ka Plato 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
OK, heres the latest. When urine dries there is no shiny sheen like Lysol, but a sticky film. Maybe I am diabetic, glad I did it, my next call is to the doctor to check blood sugar. Also, my co-worker left the room sniffing the air after a few people passed him and gave wierd looks, maybe thinking he is wearing stale briefs. My ex also chewed him out a few cubicles down, maybe she thinks he is carrying another gals panties in his vest, and he fled down the hallway spraying a cheap perfume every which way, specially his crotch. I have cleaned the desk with a new bottle of Lysol, presuming the shopkeeper does'nt have a habit of storing urine samples in it. I heard his son is in medical school. Other co-workers are passing the area, breathing a sigh of relief and complimenting me saying "it smells good", meaning they had an odor issue earlier. I am smiling back at them and recommending the mango/melon room freshner. Other developments will likely lead to newer questions. Stay posted.
2007-03-23 06:41:46 · update #1
no because you said he's sprayed your area too so chances are your desk will be covered too at sometime! and an ocd is incredibly hard to control and incredibly difficult on the people who have them and it's not meant to insult other people it's the fact that he cannot control his need to do these actions and people should try to be more understanding.
2007-03-23 06:01:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got to say that is purely INGENIOUS!!!
How did you come up with this idea? It's great!
Maybe you can put some flat beer in it next time and he can get in trouble for drinking on the job!
Keep us posted!
Or not... I just reviewed your previous questions ... since I do respect trolls of this nature, I have to say this is a great troll question ..... your other questions just don't have the credibility and details that this one has ... so keep it up, and you will eventually get it down to a fine art.
The previous ones are just TOO obvious! But good job here!
2007-03-24 22:17:12 · answer #2 · answered by Reserved 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say this is one of the less attractive pranks, scams and practical jokes u have pulled so far on innocent bystanders, but nontheless i love it......so whats next? : )
Hey at least it gave u some kind of indication that u need to swing by doctors booth ha?
2007-03-23 17:48:44 · answer #3 · answered by DesiGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS VERY BAD OF YOU TO DO THAT.I KNOW OCD IS REALLY AN IRRITATING PROBLEM BUT U SHOULD ASK THAT PERSON TO STOP DOING THAT POLITELY OR TELL HIM THAT HE WOULD BE KILLED IF HE DID NOT STOP.AS FOR UR EX,SHE IS NOT YOURS ANYMORE.IF THERE IS A HEART STILL BEATING FOR HER,GO CONVEY YOUR FEELINGS.BUT REMEMBER TO REMIND YOUR COLLEAGUE THAT HE IS A FREAK AND ALL THAT HE DOES IS CRAPOR ELSE WHEN U WILL GET CAUGHT,YOU WILL CREATE A REALLY BAD IMAGE OF YOURS IN FRONT OF EVERYONE&THAT WOULD BE EVEN MORE INSULTING.
2007-03-24 07:11:02 · answer #4 · answered by NAZREEN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow - you gave him the urine to spray your desk with. I can see why you are the ex.
2007-03-23 13:00:15 · answer #5 · answered by Stefka 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your hilarious! I think thats awesome. Keep up the good work, and keep us posted on anything else that you may do to him.
2007-03-23 13:01:20 · answer #6 · answered by kiss_me_cold_007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your crazy. As, for what will happen... thats for the " victom " to decide.
2007-03-23 18:56:00 · answer #7 · answered by LaffyTaffy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so you want to be sitting at a desk sprayed with urine???????
2007-03-23 13:00:50 · answer #8 · answered by doclakewrite 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Continue with it. lol that's funny
2007-03-23 13:17:50 · answer #9 · answered by up_slim 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....that is hilarious!! I'm glad I'm not your coworker
2007-03-23 13:02:26 · answer #10 · answered by The girl next door 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋