This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He's checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not. Saint Peter goes through the book several times and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you did lots of good in you life but you never did anything bad either.
Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your life, you're in."
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Well, there was this one time when I was driving down the highway and I saw a BIker Gang assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on. Infuriated, I got out of my car, grabbed a tire iron from my trunk and walked straight up to the leader of the gang. He was a huge guy with an earring and sun glasses. As I walked up to the leader, the Gand formed a circle all around me.
So, I ripped the leaders earring off and smashed him over the head with tire iron.
2007-03-23 05:52:05 · 31 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, "Leave this poor, innocent girl alone, you slime! Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!"
St. Peter, extremely impressed says, "Wow, when did this happen?"
"Oh about five minutes ago"
2007-03-23 05:53:08 · update #1
LOL. Have you heard about the rich man who got permission from God to take some of his wealth to heaven with him? When he got there with his heavy suitcase Peter asked him to show him what was inside. As the rich man started pulling out bricks made of gold Peter asked why did you bring pavement?
2007-03-23 06:11:00 · answer #1 · answered by Jan P 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
That was smashing!!!
Then, saint Peter said, oh here .....it's coming in now, astral flash..... Ohhh the biker guys were doing a good deed, they all helped her out with a flat tire, and she said that she wanted a hug from them all for helping her.
Thanks:)
2007-03-23 19:18:31 · answer #2 · answered by inteleyes 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, Yep, good one! When I meet St. Peter, I'm going to ask him if he minded all the jokes about him and the pearly gates!!!
2007-03-23 12:58:33 · answer #3 · answered by nickname 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Most people just assume that the bikers killed the poor good samaratin,but me, I hate sad endings,so I think that he probably just died of natural causes.
...but man,it sure was very coincidental.
Seriously,good joke...We need a collective lightening up.
2007-03-23 14:07:57 · answer #4 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Peter in real life was such a cool cat; I don't think he will turn away anyone from the Pearly Gates.
Good one.
2007-03-23 13:00:12 · answer #5 · answered by gnostic 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Giggle.
Check this one out:
"A Lesson in Church"
A man and his wife were sitting in church, the man was sleeping and his wife was knitting. The priest asked "Who created the Earth and man?" The woman poked the man with her knitting needle and the man screamed, "GOD!" The Priest looked at him and said, "That's right."
Then he asked "Who is God's son?" Once more the woman poked her husband with the needle, he woke up and screamed, "Jesus Christ!" Again, the priest said, "Correct."
Finally, the priest asked, "What did Eve say to Adam when she didn't want any more children?" The knitter poked her husband again, but this time he screamed "Poke me with that thing one more time and I'm going to rip it off!" The priest smiled and said, "That's right."
2007-03-23 13:07:19 · answer #6 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Good one
2007-03-23 17:54:31 · answer #7 · answered by beek 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good one. Happy Friday to all.
2007-03-23 13:37:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow: After it was all over, that guy probably said "that will teach them".
2007-03-23 12:59:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny,and remember there nothing for a man to fear except fear itself and a truck stop waitress calling just to say your a daddy.
2007-03-23 17:01:06 · answer #10 · answered by what did you say 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋