(Sounds weird, but it makes me laugh when I'm having a bad day...)
2007-03-23 05:30:20 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The worst day ever for me is made better by "Well, I could be in Wyoming..."
2007-03-23 05:34:42 · update #1
Jett: Northern Wyoming is beautifull. Southern Wyoming is desolate.
2007-03-23 05:37:38 · update #2
My day could only be worse if BettieRage was in Wyoming.
Awwwww....heh
2007-03-23 06:35:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I could be my brothers, roommates, ex-wife. ( a mouthful I know) The day before yesterday she went to a party and had something to drink. She complained to a fellow party goer that she had terrible menstrual cramps. The other woman gave her a methadone, saying it would help her cramps. She took the pill, went into cardiac arrest, had multiple violent seizures and literally bit off her own tongue. She is right now in a coma in ICU and the doctors have told her family that her chance of survival is unlikely. It my sound strange but I have never been so appreciative of the pain I have, at least I know I am alive.
2007-03-23 12:48:25 · answer #2 · answered by Sara 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well you could always have a 200 pound St Bernard meet you as you get out of your car, jump up to give a kiss, slobber all over you and then trip you as you walk to the house and you fall into a pile of dog crap, left by a 200 pound St. Bernard...while you're wearing white pants of course. Welcome to my Monday.
2007-03-23 12:35:44 · answer #3 · answered by photogrl262000 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I do not antagonize Murphy by expressing things like that out loud or in type. It draws His attention.
When things are at their blackest,
I say to myself,
'Well, it could be worse,'
And sure enough
It gets worse.
(Yes I know it is not a haiku)
2007-03-23 12:36:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If I was jumped and sodomized by a gang of big burly men.
2007-03-23 12:39:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh gee- my day could be worse if it was monday and not friday and if I didn't have my pain killers
2007-03-23 12:34:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the reminder. It's kind of like complaing about dirty dishes and then realizing how blessed you are to have food to put on the dishes in the first place.
2007-03-23 12:35:48 · answer #7 · answered by kairos 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I could be working in a sewage plant.
2007-03-23 12:43:12 · answer #8 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I could have been deleted. Fortunately it was a temporary technical glitch.
2007-03-23 12:37:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I could be a Christian.
C'mon, I had to!
(You know, we have our very own Little Wyoming. It's called, "Brighton.")
2007-03-23 12:33:09 · answer #10 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 8⤊ 2⤋