Lawyer joke
A lawyer married a woman who had
previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynaecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
2007-03-23 05:24:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. ye that was kinda funny, but i only read the first half then skiped down to the bottom .
2007-03-23 06:57:02 · answer #1 · answered by ♪N♀.♫ReF∟eCt↨♀n§!▲!!☼™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If her name is Janet, then I think I knew her. I was husband #10. We used to have some good times with the licking and all.
2007-03-23 05:33:44 · answer #2 · answered by Ruben 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. A salesman knocked at the door of a residence in a brand new housing growth and a girl spoke back the door. He started, "Ma'am, I'm promoting the most recent innovation in vacuums, that is the finest little laptop I have obvious in decades," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a combination of ketchup, salsa, dust, grape juice, and many others. as she watched, horrified. He stated, "If this vacuum does not blank up that mess, I will devour it!" She stated, "Would you prefer a fork?! We have not acquired the vigour on but!"
2016-09-05 13:06:03 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A tad long, but worth the wait to husband #10 :-)
2007-03-23 05:34:57 · answer #4 · answered by Gaymes Last Orchestra 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HUsband #10 made me laugh!
2007-03-23 05:28:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beautiful. Thanx for the laugh.
2007-03-23 05:42:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that's fairly clever AND funny...especially #10.
2007-03-23 05:34:49 · answer #7 · answered by Kristerz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the stamp collector do?
2007-03-23 05:58:12 · answer #8 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny when i posted this same joke three hours ago. its not really funny now though.
2007-03-23 05:43:10 · answer #9 · answered by shepp959 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good for me....I have court on Monday and I feel that way...
2007-03-23 07:09:10 · answer #10 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋