When I get home, my mother in law will be there (staying the weekend). What do you dare me to say to her? The answer that makes me laugh will get said!
2007-03-23 05:14:55 · 24 answers · asked by nev 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
haha ace! .. erm... "have you been working out?!" ... thats lame i know :)
2007-03-23 05:20:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi honey, hell must of gotten to hot for you because you are up here visiting me for a whole weekend.
2007-03-23 05:19:40 · answer #2 · answered by soto_a81 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi
It may sound corny but say to her I dare you to be nice for once .
C
2007-03-23 05:18:57 · answer #3 · answered by Constance M 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i dare you ask her to go home because you find her so boring and she's a pain in the *** lol
2007-03-23 05:18:55 · answer #4 · answered by helena 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could perhaps use a saying that is popular here in the South. "Well look what the cat dragged in!" when she walks in the door.
2007-03-23 05:17:54 · answer #5 · answered by BROWNITE 4-ever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, lay it on me. How about "do you want to play: Truth or dare"?
2007-03-23 05:18:41 · answer #6 · answered by bigjohn B 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell her to get the tea on, and stick a brush up her back side and clean up behind her, your house is not a hotel, x
2007-03-23 05:19:25 · answer #7 · answered by honey xx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Laxatives in her food!! Easy to do and a lot gained eh?
2007-03-23 05:28:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well u could try this ..... so umm when was the last time u got some?
if she get angry just smile and say.... so when was the last time you got some chicken noodle soup?....lol (she will never know)
2007-03-23 05:21:15 · answer #9 · answered by nicky4life 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi ma.....oh, are you only wearing the one face today?
OR look down at her knees and ask her if she has a new bra on
2007-03-23 06:08:09 · answer #10 · answered by Dazzlebox 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its so nice to see you again,but when is your train leaving to go back to where you came from.
2007-03-23 05:38:42 · answer #11 · answered by meatloaf2102 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋