I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it.
I thought, "That's Aboriginal."
This cowboy walks in to a German car showroom,
and he says "Audi!"
OK I'll get me coat
2007-03-23 05:10:45 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Abba drink on me. Cheers!
2007-03-23 05:27:31 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
L O L 9/10
2007-03-23 05:14:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Park Politics
A man is sitting on a bench in the park reading a newspaper. Suddenly he throws the paper onto the ground and yells, “All politicians are *ssholes.”
A man sitting next to him in a finely pressed suit says, “I take offense to that!”
The pissed-off guy asks him, “Why? Are you a politician?”
“No," he replies, "I'm an *sshole.”
Student takes off his pants
A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions and then in a fit for inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt, pants and socks.
The teacher, alarmed, approached him and asked what is going on?
"I am only following the instructions -- the test paper states, answer the questions in brief.''
2007-03-23 05:54:17 · answer #3 · answered by Adam e 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
As far as cringe worthy jokes go they were pretty good! You did warn us! lol And what's with these people giving everybody the thumbs down for saying that they like them? Everybodys humour is different and as long as it's not offencive, WHAT is the problem? And I'm back off of my soap box. Thanx for the giggles!
2007-03-23 07:01:45 · answer #4 · answered by Lovely Witch 25 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions and then in a fit for inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt, pants and socks.
2016-02-08 02:08:35 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I thought they were very funny, like the Aboriginal one, GRIN! I think I'll give you a STAR!
2007-03-23 06:11:15 · answer #6 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey pal, youre good, 10/10, keep em coming
2007-03-23 05:40:41 · answer #7 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was like 2/3 of a pun....P U....lol j/k good job
2007-03-23 05:20:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Put your coat back on the hook mate! Keep 'em coming!
2007-03-23 07:08:51 · answer #9 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Luving da joke!
2007-03-23 06:37:33 · answer #10 · answered by SikSonic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋