A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "here put these on." She put them on, and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your pants," she said.
"That's right!!" , said the husband, "and don't you forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family!"
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecap. He said, "hell, I can't get into your panties!" She said, "that's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your goddamn attitude changes!"
2007-03-23 05:06:10 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
go girl pmsl more washing for the wife you started me off again 10/10
2007-03-23 05:29:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definitely a good one! Thanx. Have to remember that the next time my bloke steps out of line! Lol. Cheers!
2007-03-23 06:50:20 · answer #2 · answered by Lovely Witch 25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats freaking funny
2007-03-23 07:36:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmm he hadnt been a cross dresser then 10/10
2007-03-23 07:33:17 · answer #4 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny, worth a star
2007-03-23 07:53:16 · answer #5 · answered by re_nec_ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was wack. What the hell r u thinking. You need to get the hell out of here. Some lame joke.
2007-03-23 05:13:04 · answer #6 · answered by bootylover300 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Was his name Nicholas? haha
2007-03-23 05:31:32 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep golden oldie
2007-03-23 05:09:45 · answer #8 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it.
2007-03-23 05:09:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-23 07:28:20 · answer #10 · answered by pinky85 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋