What intro would you start with on a speech abouut pencil sharpeners?

Question

I only choose this topic because: 1.I was talked into it 2. I guy doing paper, another is doing pencils and somebody might do erasers.

Answer 1

OK, let's get the 'lead' out and have a pointed discussion about pencil sharpeners...
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Runner ups:

Although it is not a sharp pencil - yet a sharp mind - that makes for a good speech; having a pencil sharpener is a very good start!

You can have the best stationary available, a great topic on which to write about and a sharp mind to cover the topic, but without a pencil sharpener your speech will always appear dull!

I don't wish to bore you with a 'dull' speech; that's why my topic is about pencil sharpeners!

#1 or #2, that is the question. Which shall I sharpen first...

Of course, there always the more 'adult oriented' lines that I won't discuss here :}

Have Fun and Good Luck!

Answer 2

Pencil Speech

Answer 3

i would start with saying something like pencil sharpeners are very helpful and are alot easier that useing a knife..lol maybe say when thet were invented and by who.... and the different sizes.. there are some for makeup, crayons, pencils ect.

Answer 4

When I left the house this morning I said to myself 'The LAST thing you must do is to lose your speech about pencil sharpeners' ....and sure enough, the last thing I did was to lose my speech about pencil sharpeners......
Thank you and goodnight.

Answer 5

"Let's get right to the point" would be my first line.