When the doc enquired on how things were going the old man smiled. 'Never better he' said. 'I've taken an 18 year old bride and she's pregnant! What do you think of that?' The doc considered this for a moment and then said 'I once knew a guy who was an avid hunter. One day he slept late and in the subsequent rush, He dashed out with his umbrella instead of his rifle. Deep in the woods he faced a huge, angry bear, raised his umbrella, pointed it at the animal and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?' Dumbfounded the old codger shook his head. 'The bear fell dead in front of him.' 'Thats impossible' said the old man 'Someone else must have been doing the shooting!' Sighing the doctor gave his patient a friendly pat on the back. 'That's what I'm getting at.'
2007-03-23 04:48:21 · 24 answers · asked by Lovely Witch 25 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
brolly good joke 9/10
2007-03-23 04:52:31 · answer #1 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it, must remember not to grow old, 10/10
2007-03-23 04:54:29 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny didn't see that one coming! 10/10
2007-03-23 04:54:32 · answer #3 · answered by ANDREW J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep! An oldie but a goodie.
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2007-03-23 04:56:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree, oldie but goody.
Don't you feel sorry for the poor old guy and his deflated ego?! lol
2007-03-23 04:58:15 · answer #5 · answered by chip2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool hahahahaha funeeeeeeey !!!! ......... but seriously dat was good i feel srry for dat old man thinkin his soldiers r still marching hahahaha poor old hagg!!!! he got played!!!
2007-03-23 05:10:39 · answer #6 · answered by Mishy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA,
(must stop laughing long enough to be able to type reply)
That must be one of the funniest jokes i have heard in a long time,
Well done for cheering me up. :o)
2007-03-23 04:52:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was on here the other day!! Still good though!
2007-03-23 04:52:34 · answer #8 · answered by natasha * 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats really funny
took me a while to get it but uts really good
2007-03-23 04:56:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee good one "silly old sod" the wifes playing away ???
2007-03-23 04:52:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋