They tell me I have no sense of humor.
Well maybe try say something funny, if you're not funny how am I supposed to laugh?
So far none of you people are funny, so don't tell me I don't have a sense of humor, okay.
Oh and by the way, say "Hallelujah" to Jesus. This is the Religion and mythology section, dammit -- so say it or pray it.
2007-03-23 04:21:38 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
maby because your type is soo stresd and serious....
2007-03-23 04:33:47 · answer #1 · answered by anno 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats because you have a different sense of humor. You find different things as funny. However, you should not assume that everyone should have the same sense of humor as you do- it isn't fair, for everyone has a different sense of humor. You also shouldn't assume that every has the same set of beliefs that you do- don't expect everyone to praise Jesus. If you do not accept that other people have the right to be different, than you would be considered an extremist by todays standards.
2007-03-23 04:26:32 · answer #2 · answered by tsbski 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Speaking of religion, there are a lot of people that say that God has a good sense of humor. I heard that he smote some people with hemorrhoids in the old testament. Now that is funny!
2007-03-23 04:26:12 · answer #3 · answered by en tu cabeza 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are two conclusions:
1) People are saying funny things and you just don't get it
2) People are not saying funny things
Since lots of people find things funny on this board, the evidence points to your having no sense of humor.
2007-03-23 04:24:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh well let's try this. If you came to this section to mentally masturbate, yourself and everybody else, I guess it could be considered funny by some, but, mostly it's just sad. Is there a comedy section around? Can we we get a '"amen" that it be some where in the "general society & culture" section? Try backspacing and keep those hands on the key board ! (Hyuk)
2007-03-23 04:35:07 · answer #5 · answered by make room for daddy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You miserable wretch. Nobody's funny to you, and yes you have no sense of humor. Perhaps it was a birth defect, and you will never have a sense of humor. At least that's funny. The rest of you isn't.
2007-03-23 04:37:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am not funny because I am too dorky. I cannot tell if you are funny or not, for I have no sense of humor. Hallelujah to Jesus....I'm catholic
2007-03-23 04:25:51 · answer #7 · answered by Pikajane 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The main reason is that religion and politics killed humor, except on election day...
Oh, by the way, Pastor, The only problem I have with people on this planet is:
Almost ALL Humans pray to a god, and, I believe that I am one...
Pray on that...
2007-03-23 04:30:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The most likely explanation is that you have no sense of humour. Many of us here find a lot of these questions and answers funny.
2007-03-23 04:23:45 · answer #9 · answered by Dharma Nature 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So let's just be thankful to the Lord for laughter!!
"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose"--Woody Allen
"Love one another, for God is love"...
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.--Victor Borge
I don't have any Scripture for this one, but I like it anyway. All Christians know that they are only blessed because of the grace of God!...
"The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused" Shirley MacLane
2007-03-23 04:27:52 · answer #10 · answered by bwlobo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um well if we all think stuff is funny and you don't I don't think that proves that we're not funny I think it proves that you have a sucky sense of humor!
2007-03-23 04:30:26 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋