Jesse took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Amber?" asked Jesse. "I want to get weighed," replied Amber.
They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Jesse again asked Amber what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Jesse lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," Amber responded.
By this time, Jesse figured that she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How did it go?" Amber responded, "Oh, Waura. It was wousy."
2007-03-23 04:21:35 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-03-23 04:59:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
saw it coming a mile off still laughed at the punch line
2007-03-23 04:29:03 · answer #2 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 100/100 star
2007-03-23 04:29:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. Did the girl want to get "laid" the whole time? Because she says w a lot???
2007-03-23 04:25:43 · answer #4 · answered by thesims707 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wiked it!
Did you hear about the little girl by the swimming baths-little Johnny threatend to "duck "her."Clear off "she said "you can't even say it right."
2007-03-23 07:39:10 · answer #5 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he didnt see thst one coming
2007-03-23 06:36:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I waffed a wot at that one
2007-03-23 04:27:05 · answer #7 · answered by brillo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me chuckle
2007-03-23 04:34:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, I wonder if Johnathan ross has the same problem lol
2007-03-23 04:30:12 · answer #9 · answered by friendofb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it now. I like it. It made me laugh
2007-03-23 04:26:17 · answer #10 · answered by mickeymouseroyalty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋