A little boy was sitting on the bus right behind the driver,he was talking to his self and kept saying"if my daddy was a lion and my mummy was a lion i would be a baby lion"this went on for about 10 minutes.
Finally the driver flipped he turned to the boy and said"if your daddy was a drunk and your mummy was a hooker what would you be ?"
The little boy thought for a moment then replied "a bus driver."
2007-03-23 04:10:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very cute........star
2007-03-23 04:38:46 · answer #1 · answered by thewokinn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats one quick little boy. class
2007-03-23 04:20:30 · answer #2 · answered by Lorsy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
vroom vroom good one 8/10
2007-03-23 04:15:40 · answer #3 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG.. good one!!! 10/10 that's so priceless!!!
2007-03-23 04:21:56 · answer #4 · answered by bunnielover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny!
2007-03-23 04:22:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
..... 2/10 sorry each to their own not funny to me.
2007-03-23 04:19:33 · answer #6 · answered by truth_and_time_tells_all 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats one of the best i have heard all day well done!!!
2007-03-23 04:23:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that would be such a burn lol thats great!
2007-03-23 04:18:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
it made me laugh
2007-03-23 04:27:08 · answer #9 · answered by addicted to this 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. a star from me!
2007-03-23 04:13:09 · answer #10 · answered by Alissa 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That was funny!
2007-03-23 04:14:13 · answer #11 · answered by Miguel C 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋