A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers.
Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said,
"I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS".
The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help
you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be
able to work something out."
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone nd said "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.
"We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO He is! If
anyone can help him find his identity,
2007-03-23 04:07:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man
glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "F...You!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, ( I love this
bit).................
I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."
2007-03-23 04:08:21 · update #1
Hey thats the best joke I've ever heard. Its so funny I'm still cracking up. Thats a 10/10 oh man that was good lol ahahahahahahahahah.
2007-03-23 05:02:14 · answer #1 · answered by bootylover300 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! My husband worked for a major airlines for a lot of years, and the airlines finally had to come up with a zero tolerance policy when dealing with oxnoxious, or just plain nasty passengers. You wouldn't believe some of the stuff people think they can get away with when dealing with an airline employee- shoving, spitting, cursing, hitting- you name it. With the zero tolerance policy, as soon a passenger steps even a little bit out of line, security is called. Too bad it had to come to that.
2007-03-23 11:15:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And that's how to handle society. Just deal with it as best you can and when someone comes along take it with a grain of salt and be as politely sarcastic as you can.
2007-03-23 11:15:01 · answer #3 · answered by ambr95012 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry. I couldn't get past the crowded virgin flight part.
2007-03-23 11:10:52 · answer #4 · answered by Scotch Tape 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good for her, that was probably the only thing that could have made me smile today,oh thank you so much!!!
2007-03-23 11:11:23 · answer #5 · answered by bowsgirl1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-03-23 11:12:51 · answer #6 · answered by Miguel C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-23 11:15:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it
2007-03-23 11:11:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. i would love it if someone really did that.
2007-03-23 11:09:59 · answer #9 · answered by Alissa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, you are a very funny lady.
2007-03-23 11:49:45 · answer #10 · answered by don 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋