I mean, hey, if there is this god dude and devil dude, and the god dude sometimes lets the devil dude put demon dudes in some human dudes from time to time, how 'bout it?
I'd have the proof I'd need to believe in a god, and since I'd know that there's a god now for sure, I'd be able to believe in him and cast the demon back out once I was done having fun with it.
So, how 'bout it? How do you invite demons in? I've played with tarot cards and ouija boards, but I realized it was just psychological projection and ideomotor effect. I've drawn a pentagram of my own blood as a signature on a printed contract that claimed to sell my soul to the devil dude.
And yet, no demons. :(
So how do I get the whole pea-soup spitting, head spinning effect going on?
2007-03-23 03:47:35 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Monica L.:
Well, it WOULD be proof of the existence of a deity, would it not?
I'm an atheist. I'm looking for the truth, no matter where it may be found. No other route has provided evidence for a deity of any kind, so, posession would certainly do the trick.
So how do I get myself posessed by an active demon? One that does the whole "How's your faith these days, father?" type scenes.
2007-03-23 03:53:31 · update #1
Monica L.:
OH! That'd be perfect.
"Oh Satan and God, I hereby announce my full willingness and desire to be posessed by Legion, for they are many, who Jesus the Christ cast out of a man and into a herd of swine. In Jesus's name I pray, AMEN!"
Hehehehe... come on Legion, where are ya' buddy?
2007-03-23 03:56:07 · update #2
Azure:
Jesus taught that no one but the god dude has the power to cast out demons. I wouldn't need the power. Just belief that the god dude would deliver.
2007-03-23 03:57:06 · update #3
Ray T:
Oh, so you're saying the fact I have too much love in my heart keeps demons out?
*cries* And I wanted to believe in the god dude. Dangit.
Ah well, I'd rather have love than faith anyways.
2007-03-23 03:58:01 · update #4
Haaaaa.........whoa!
I think you already have a little demon in your back pocket
2007-03-23 03:50:56 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would you ask a question like this? Don't you know that Christians will come up with some ridiculous excuse as to why it wouldn't work? I'll bet they'll use this one.
"You should not test your god."
Or something, pretty convenient how they have an answer for everything. That's the best part of believing in something that isn't real, there are no real facts so they can make up new ones as they go along. I'm tired of Christians twisting the truth all the time. If your religion is so great, then be honest about it for once.
2007-03-23 11:04:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Number one, your not supposed to test God, so I don't know if he would give you the power to expel the demon if you went looking for trouble.
Two, you seem to think this is some kind of board game. If you don't take it seriously and don't believe, then you are not a threat to the devil, because the only threats are really the people who are strong in God, so why would the demons waste their time on someone who wasn't a threat to anyone. Keep messing about if you will, but I warn you, those forces are out there and they are NOT fun or funny or anything to be taken lightly.
2007-03-23 10:53:31 · answer #3 · answered by Whiskey Tango Foxtrot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Metaphysical law: Like attracts like in the realm of the mind. Thinking as you do you are probably already possessed by a demon. Better question. How can i rid myself of this demon and live by the law of love?
2007-03-23 10:57:04 · answer #4 · answered by Ray T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you invite a demon in? For one thing, When you denie God, you open the door for any demon to enter.
Believe me, you don't want a demon possession. Why do you think you want such a thing? -- dumb kid....
2007-03-23 11:07:33 · answer #5 · answered by Auburn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have demon if you not a christian but you need to start believeing in Jesus he is the only way life is not worth living without him. why do you want a devil in you to begin with.
2007-03-23 11:16:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're just asking for trouble there my friend. If you let yourself drop that far, you don't even understand how excruciatingly difficult it will be to climb out of that hole. Don't even joke about such things.
2007-03-23 10:57:10 · answer #7 · answered by rbarc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just go to the yellow pages of your phone book look under lawyer or contractor you'll find many demons there.
2007-03-23 11:05:22 · answer #8 · answered by I race cars 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Search in your subconscious mind find your self and the invert your mind and the demons will be there, forever.
Good luck in hell.
2007-03-23 11:20:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jaeger and Red Bull.
2007-03-23 10:51:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are not a Christian you have demons in you. You either follow God, or Satan. Satan is decieving you.
2007-03-23 10:50:24 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋