The Genius of Peter Kay :
1) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I
said,Thyroid problem?
2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
3) My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
4) I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife togo swimming
5) I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don'tget on with my real ladder.
6) I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So
Iordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
7) Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different
names.But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones maybreak my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From thereon it was sticks and stones all the way.
2007-03-23 03:44:55 · 3 answers · asked by Angel 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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Love Peter Kay, he's brilliant! So funny.
Where did you get this from?
2007-03-24 08:14:05 · answer #1 · answered by Strawberry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sure who Peter Kay is, but I heard many of these about twenty years ago from Steven Wright on Johnny Carson.
Still funny though.
2007-03-23 10:57:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!1
2007-03-23 10:51:39 · answer #3 · answered by xXnevetsx360Xx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋