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Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and half hour later they were both killed by a train.

2007-03-23 03:38:07 · 13 answers · asked by smurfie45 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

that is great! It reminds me of another blond joke...

a blond is walking along and sees a brunette walking along some train tracks..as the blond aproaches, she hears the brunette says 7, 7, 7, 7...the blond gets in line behind the brunette ans starts saying 7, 7, 7...then the brunette jumps fromt he tracks and the train hits the blond..the brunette gets back on the track and says 8, 8, 8...

2007-03-23 03:42:57 · answer #1 · answered by AJ 2 · 1 0

right that's a blonde humorous tale for you. There are 3 blondes washed up on an island. unexpectedly a fairy seems and provides to grant each physique of them one wish. the 1st blonde asks to be smart. promptly, she is became right into a brown haired female and he or she swims off the island. the subsequent one asks to be much extra smart than the previous one, so promptly she is became right into a astounding redhead. The redhead builds a ship and sails off the island. The third blonde asks to grow to be much extra smart than the previous 2. The fairy turns her right into a guy, and he walks around the bridge.

2016-10-19 10:16:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The answer to your question is: they were train tracks.

2007-03-23 03:41:40 · answer #3 · answered by Prince J 2 · 1 0

lol that's funny
Why did the Blonde jump off the building?
She thought her pad had wings.

2007-03-23 03:44:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

that is soooooooooo funny 10/10

2007-03-23 03:48:57 · answer #5 · answered by honey 2 · 0 0

hahahahahahahha now thats hillarious

2007-03-23 04:05:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

nice

2007-03-23 06:34:55 · answer #7 · answered by aphotic nostrum 4 · 0 0

love it!
two thumbs up!

2007-03-23 03:41:57 · answer #8 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0 0

Morbid, but funny.

2007-03-23 03:41:08 · answer #9 · answered by Scotch Tape 5 · 0 0

This is nice...

2007-03-23 03:42:38 · answer #10 · answered by psycho 1 · 0 0

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