On a train from London to Manchester an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. “You English are too stiff. You set yourself apart too much. You think your stiff upper lips make you above the rest of us. Look at me… I’m me. I have Italian blood, French blood, a little Indian blood and some Swedish blood. What do you say to that?”
The Englishman replied, “Very sporting of your mother.”
2007-03-23 03:32:49 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great joke, but could very likely be true (Hey, I'm an American with a sense of humor!)
Reminds me of when I was about nine years old. I told a friend (whose parents were from London) that I'd like to have a dog that was part German Shepard, French poodle, Great Dane, and Scottish Terrier. I asked what they would call it. He said "mutt".
2007-03-23 03:39:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quality
2007-03-23 03:37:27 · answer #2 · answered by callywag2004 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Agreed. Hilarious!
2007-03-23 03:40:30 · answer #3 · answered by Scotch Tape 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-03-23 05:44:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, between the final ones i've got heard for a on a similar time as now. How's this one: The seven dwarves got here back from alaska and at the instant are going to pass to the pope. Six of the dwarves push dopey forward and whisper "ask him! ask him!". So dopey says "are there any penguins in alaska?" and the pope replies "sure". The six dwarves repeat "ask him! ask him!" and dopey says "are there any black nuns in alaska?" and the pope replies "sure". The six dwarves now say "ask him! ask him!" and dopey now blushes, and asks "are there any midget black nuns in alaska?" and the pope, this time, replies "no, there are not". the different six bounce up nd down shouting "dopey sh@**ed a penguin! dopey sh@**ed a penguin!"...
2016-10-01 09:09:30 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny... lol... 10/10, more if you have!!
2007-03-23 03:38:30 · answer #6 · answered by Lucky Cat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!! Loved it, star from me!
2007-03-23 03:36:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-23 03:39:39 · answer #8 · answered by Chocolit B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
by jove, super,...10/10
2007-03-23 03:40:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
vunderbah raflmso
2007-03-23 03:37:22 · answer #10 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋