How to pick the next Prime Minister in the general election:
Adopt the same procedure as you would when choosing a taxi driver: which one will cost you least and not get you killed.
2007-03-23 03:31:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes very good ! but sadly we have the same usual options "none" ?
2007-03-23 03:35:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Liked that one, curious though, why post jokes and waste points. I hear some funny ones and would share but think will need points for proper questions. BTW. What is the definition of BRAVERY!!! A.= Going home drunk, lipstick on your collar, two hours late and slapping your missus on the ar-se and saying - "You're next fattie"
2007-03-23 03:38:38 · answer #2 · answered by FunnyNanny 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here in the US, the driver would most likely be of Middle Eastern descent. Don't think that would work over here...lol.
As David Letterman once said "It was so hot today, I saw a cab driver steaming clams in his turbin".
2007-03-23 03:41:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would do eeny meeny miny mo cos they are all shite and money grabbing bas*ards.
2007-03-23 04:29:57 · answer #4 · answered by Lorsy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think you should joke about an idea that good.
2007-03-23 03:37:35 · answer #5 · answered by j_son_06 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha...good one.
2007-03-23 03:34:39 · answer #6 · answered by anthony c 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you forgot about not being an obnoxious prig
2007-03-23 03:34:52 · answer #7 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well. that's food for thought! LOL!
2007-03-23 03:36:39 · answer #8 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋