A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
2007-03-23 03:22:20 · 10 answers · asked by macabrejesus 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What's red, screams and goes around in circles?
A baby with its foot nailed to the floor.
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Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first ?
To see the expression on it face!
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What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
Ripping them off again.
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Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?
I don't know why they didn't either.
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What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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How many emos does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they would rather sit in the dark and cry.
2007-03-23 03:31:33 · update #1
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
2007-03-23 03:32:56 · update #2
my packet of chocolate hobnobs!
2007-03-23 03:26:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I posted a similar joke and it got removed - good luck!
2007-03-26 10:54:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it as a baby with a cheese grater! lol...
2007-03-23 10:28:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
=o I eed to remember that one lol
2007-03-23 10:27:06 · answer #4 · answered by The Seal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, not funny at all.
2007-03-23 10:27:48 · answer #5 · answered by anthony c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's funny
2007-03-23 10:28:05 · answer #6 · answered by Ms. Thang 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
twisted
2007-03-23 10:26:41 · answer #7 · answered by KATIEBUG 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was not funny that was kind of mean
2007-03-23 10:25:37 · answer #8 · answered by Christina K 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You need SERIOUS help
2007-03-23 10:26:22 · answer #9 · answered by Joe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2007-03-23 10:28:52 · answer #10 · answered by Chocolit B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋