An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.
As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it...our lives depend on it!"
"Dear, the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, 'I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice butt!!!!!!!
2007-03-23 03:18:33 · 14 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to tell my husband that tonight. He will go gross and than laugh under his breath like I can't hear him.
2007-03-23 03:21:50 · answer #1 · answered by puggylover 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yea, not to funny. More on the disturbing side.
2007-03-23 03:23:14 · answer #2 · answered by Ray2play 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one funny love it gonna share it
2007-03-23 03:24:37 · answer #3 · answered by Christina K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old one, but classic!
2007-03-23 03:21:04 · answer #4 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one i'll have to tell my mom so she can tell her husband
2007-03-23 03:24:45 · answer #5 · answered by country-girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one like it
2007-03-23 03:22:19 · answer #6 · answered by emma d 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like this one so funny
2007-03-23 03:30:22 · answer #7 · answered by Chocolit B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've never read or heard an unfunnier joke.
2007-03-23 03:22:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha, nice one
2007-03-23 03:41:06 · answer #9 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee good one "gulp"
2007-03-23 03:25:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋