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I will Survive
SING IT GIRLS!!!
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That

grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on... But there
you are, another lie, I was
ready for a Big Mac and you've brought

me a French Fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking
in those jeans!

Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!

dont you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!

Star if you like my song!!!!

2007-03-23 03:11:55 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

just perfect!!!
congratulations ha ha ha

2007-03-23 03:15:46 · answer #1 · answered by chara 3 · 0 0

Sung this to my gay friend and he gave you a star and said even if it is 10 inches , they dont have enough blood to get it up....ha,ha

2007-03-23 14:40:23 · answer #2 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0 0

Very funny -- I like it! And it is soooo true! Men need to stop bragging!!!

2007-03-23 10:16:52 · answer #3 · answered by Miss February 3 · 0 0

thts great funny an they really have to stop lying to us

2007-03-23 10:38:15 · answer #4 · answered by Chocolit B 5 · 0 0

It could have been better.

2007-03-23 10:17:36 · answer #5 · answered by j_son_06 5 · 0 1

LOL!! That's great!

2007-03-23 10:29:58 · answer #6 · answered by Danielle 5 · 0 0

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