An old priest was going on holiday, and a young priest straight out of theology college was coming to take over while he was away. They met briefly for a quick chat and the Old father Drennan said to the young father Murphy, "if you get stuck what to give for pennances, just ask one of the choirboys, they'll tell you what my usuals are"
Right said the young priest, and the old father goes off.
later on in the day, a 'lady' of ill repute goes into the confessional box and says
"Forgive me father, for I have sinned
''What is your sin, my child?" the priest asked
"Well father, for drinks or money, i give men bl** jobs at the back of Hannigan's bar"
"Hmm, i see" said the young priest, not sure how many Hail mary's and such to give the woman the young priest opens the confessional door and says to a passing choirboy, son, how much did fatherDrennan give for a bl** job?
The choirboy said,
"usually he gives us two kitkats and a packet of polos!
2007-03-23 03:11:34 · 17 answers · asked by merciasounds 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
im sooo sad i actually lol thanx 4 makin by day sooo much betr
2007-03-23 03:58:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is about 15 years old, to my reckoning.
About the same age as the choirboy?
2 points though, and the reassurance that my jokes aren't that old.
2007-03-23 10:15:47 · answer #2 · answered by Shinny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao good 1 kiss 4 you mwah x
2007-03-23 10:16:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes this about sums up the church and those that are too into it. Bunch of Paedophile's, abusers and murderer's.
2007-03-23 10:16:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
dnt kno dnt care but unless i got 2 points from under ure hair
2007-03-23 10:13:40 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Romance 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i used to get a Big Mac and large fries
2007-03-23 10:14:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I guess so
pretty funny lol
2007-03-23 10:16:59 · answer #7 · answered by Chris F 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good !! the naughty old priest ??
2007-03-23 10:16:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats awesome very wrong but very funny
2007-03-23 10:14:18 · answer #9 · answered by Robert B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
should be safe as long as the god squad aren't logged on
2007-03-23 10:17:58 · answer #10 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋