2007-03-23 02:51:10 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Preach to him endlessly about god. He'll be an atheist in no time.
2007-03-23 02:55:40 · answer #1 · answered by Dharma Nature 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
I'd start by stripping out his carpets - floor boards are still in, right? A sun-room's always nice, then finish him up with some nice landscaping.
Or you could get together with a friend who has a different mailman and go on "Changing Postal Workers."
2007-03-23 09:59:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Gratuitous application of flame and laser-breath will convert much of him to carbon dioxide.... amongst other things. Guaranteed he will never be the same again.
2007-03-23 09:55:48 · answer #3 · answered by Nihilist Templar 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Convert him to what? A roast? You're Godzilla fercrissake.
2007-03-23 09:54:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell him "the letter killeth",
but "the spirit giveth life".
- the Letter: Law
- the Spirit: Grace
2Corinthians 3:
from Glory to Glory
from Law to Grace
from Death to Life.
which "things" are "allegory"
http://www.godshew.org/Allegory.htm
The GRACE of our Lord Jesus->Christ with you->all. Amen.
2007-03-23 10:01:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Stuff him in the nearest metal mailbox and bang on it with an aluminum bat until he believes.
2007-03-23 09:55:20 · answer #6 · answered by CrankyYankee 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Have your mailman do this (you can too):
Create a private, personal, direct, divine Relationship with Our Creator and save your Soul from religion.
Only with Our Creator's Love and Peace will we be Truly Free!
Without God, there is No Love; Without religion, there are No Wars!
"religion is Spiritual fraud"; "religion is the Worse invention of humanity" - Jesus Christ, Buddha and any one else with Spiritual intelligence.
2007-03-23 09:57:54 · answer #7 · answered by drwooguy 3 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Tie him up and force him to listen to you dribble on about nonsense. That is what the Jehovah's witnesses do isn't it?
2007-03-23 10:00:04 · answer #8 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Chick tracs in the mailbox
2007-03-23 09:54:11 · answer #9 · answered by hate 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Eat him then you will convert him into waste
2007-03-23 09:57:04 · answer #10 · answered by Judas. S. Burroughs. 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Show him a little leg.
If he isn't out of the closet yet it may work.
2007-03-23 09:54:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋