A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative, he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services, he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration, he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing, although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist, all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist, all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
2007-03-23 02:46:25 · 20 answers · asked by shepp959 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol lol lol lol that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!
Mind if I print this out?
HA AHA HA A AHA HAH HAH AHAHH HHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I can't stop laughing!
2007-03-23 02:49:36 · answer #1 · answered by Stephanie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, excellent XD
2007-03-23 02:49:15 · answer #2 · answered by macabrejesus 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke! The stamp collector one was my favorite.
2007-03-23 02:51:05 · answer #3 · answered by Stingo 34 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
Great Joke
2007-03-23 02:49:28 · answer #4 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is such an old joke.
Because she never got to consummate her marriages with her previous husbands.
2007-03-23 02:49:24 · answer #5 · answered by 81 Honda 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
I work for lawyers and never heard that one. Can't wait to share it!
2007-03-23 02:50:16 · answer #6 · answered by babygyrl_nyc 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
;]] Nice one. Mouth1, Lawyers are known for being crooked. Get it?
2007-03-23 03:08:43 · answer #7 · answered by Evevumeimei 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answer? The last line says it all.....LMAO! Truth be told
2007-03-23 02:49:54 · answer #8 · answered by Patches6 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke!
2007-03-23 02:48:41 · answer #9 · answered by Scotch Tape 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because lawyers screw ppl all the time and the others don't
2007-03-23 02:55:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋