2007-03-23 02:35:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Probably God himself. Usually when you start your own business, be it opening your own resteraunt or providing eternal salvation, you have to do alot of the initial leg and muscle work yourself, until the new hires kick in.
2007-03-23 02:38:45 · answer #1 · answered by Mike 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was not aware that St Peter bounced people to heaven or hell. God had to decide. Maybe after the decision.
St Peter guarded the gates of heaven is what I grew up with
Everyone before the Resurrection went to below until He could bring them to heaven
Where are the religious ones on this post?
2007-03-23 02:39:25 · answer #2 · answered by Patches6 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was Lucifer, but he was fired and sent down to earth to work the fire pits, so only the chosen would even attempt to enter the gates. He must have let a few wrong souls in when he originally had the job.
2007-03-23 02:42:13 · answer #3 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They used temps or a long time until they started demanding equal pay and benefits. Heaven's HR department finally decided they needed to fill the position with a regular full-timer.
2007-03-23 02:44:04 · answer #4 · answered by Murazor 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris found that being bouncer to heaven wasn't enough of a challenge!
2007-03-23 02:43:34 · answer #5 · answered by Simon C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ron and Ron or as we all know them as Bush and Blair .But they mucked things up so badly an outside agency had to take over
2007-03-23 03:27:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan aka Pope Billy Graham!
2007-03-23 02:38:16 · answer #7 · answered by drwooguy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pinnochio.
2007-03-23 02:45:19 · answer #8 · answered by Happy_Bappy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cerberus, until he received a better offer from a competitor down the road.
2007-03-23 02:40:52 · answer #9 · answered by Clive 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
St Lucifer. He got sacked for promoting his own underground club.
2007-03-23 02:38:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋