You know the meaning of Rock Chalk Jayhawk.
Your closest neighbor is more than a mile away, and you can still see him from your front porch.
Except in Johnson County, a Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F150 4x4 is.
Traffic congestion is ten cars waiting to pass a combine on the highway.
A shotgun is your idea of instant messaging.
You've had classes canceled for heat and snow in the same month.
You've been hit by enough tornados to know there is no such thing as Oz .
You're ready to shoot the next person who asks about Toto or Dorothy
The terms Sooners, Huskers and Missouri Tigers cause the hairs on the back of your neck to stand up straight and your blood pressure to rise.
It's a bottle or a can of pop here. Soda is something you bake a cake with.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to others.
2007-03-23 02:06:45 · 3 answers · asked by smurfie45 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not from Kansas, never even been there I think, but the jokes are funny. Thanks
2007-03-23 02:10:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not from Kansas but can relate, cute....
2007-03-23 09:47:05 · answer #2 · answered by customcat2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-23 09:16:41 · answer #3 · answered by slick_chik316 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋