A husband returns home from work one night to discover his wife is miossing he speands the next two days looking for her,only to come home the second nioght and find his spouse sitting in the kitchen,eating some pasta,"your alive" he cries "where have you been all this time?" "these four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week",she replies "but you've only been gone two days" "yeah i'm just here to get something to eat".
2007-03-23 02:06:07 · 10 answers · asked by Quinn 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one
2007-03-23 02:09:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good
2007-03-26 11:16:07 · answer #2 · answered by sandra s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best joke i've heard today
2007-03-23 02:11:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha love it 10/10
2007-03-23 02:50:17 · answer #4 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wtf?
still funny tho!
2007-03-23 03:31:57 · answer #5 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh how cute. That's a good one. Thanks for the early morning laugh.
2007-03-23 02:44:15 · answer #6 · answered by Sexy C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-03-23 02:12:34 · answer #7 · answered by debbie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ex use to do that
2007-03-23 02:10:07 · answer #8 · answered by colin050659 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Naughty!!!!!! I love It!!!!!!!LOL
Ta, mate!!! xox
2007-03-26 15:05:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! That ain't right!!
2007-03-23 02:24:39 · answer #10 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋