whats the BEST practical joke you've dumped on someone you HATED!
2007-03-23 01:59:48 · 12 answers · asked by bluecow 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NO abusive and underhand tricks, like scratching theirs cars please!!
2007-03-23 03:38:57 · update #1
Take a nutty brownie, roll it up like a terd and place it somewhere where the hated person will find.(Seat, Book-Bag, Car, Pool, Shoes, Bed??) Works best if our people see the hated person find the nutty terd.
If they have a vehicle,
put sardines under seats or on engine in cold weather.
Grease the door handle.
Jack up the car and put it up on blocks or stands so that the drive tires do not touch but are close enough that they look as they do. (Watch and laugh!!)
Pick up the person's Vehicle and place it between two large permanent objects longways so that it can not be moved. (Takes several people, a small Vehicle parked next to something to place it between.)
2007-03-23 03:52:12 · answer #1 · answered by Forester7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, this may take a while. I let out all the air from his tires. Then I pumped about a pound of grease into each tire and filled them back up with air.
In the morning, when the tire was cold, the grease would throw the tires out of balance and cause the car to shake and shutter. By the time he got it to the garage the tire had heated up enough that it spread out and stopped the vibrations. Once the car was left to cool overnight the grease would drain down to the bottom of the tire and the whole thing would start over again in the morning. It drove him mad for months!
2007-03-23 09:07:44 · answer #2 · answered by diogenese_97 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was at university we had a local celebrity (Tony Quinn) stay at our residence after a concert he performed. The whole floor spent the night banging on his door asking for autographs (every five minutes to keep him awake). We all acted star struck if he answered the door , because he thought allot of himself.
When he stopped answering the door we took urinal pucks and used a hockey stick to shoot them under his door (If you put the puck up against the door and hit it hard , it will explode inside the room).
Since we were all drinking we all urinated in a garbage can , (A large garbage can) , and someone even crapped in it. We then leaned it against his door so that when he opened it in the morning he got a boot full of surprises.
We did allot of other fun stuff at university too.
We spent every day for a week covering this guys door with paper , and every morning he crashed through it. On the last day we put bricks and mortar outside the paper so when he tried to crash through , he really felt it.
Lots of fun.
2007-03-23 09:07:54 · answer #3 · answered by Vincent W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i only do practical jokes on people I don't hate, who I think are really funny, and who I know are probably going to play a practical joke on me next week. Best one is this place you have a nice gift wrapped box of horse **** shipped anywhere in the world registered mail.
2007-03-23 09:02:25 · answer #4 · answered by sam_alot 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cover brussells sprouts in chocolate and wrap them up in ferrero rocher paper. Have done it on trick or treaters at Hallowe'en - it's fun.
2007-03-23 11:22:48 · answer #5 · answered by Daisy the cow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to the auto shop and got a xmas tree deoderizer, and unwrapped it completely, and hid it in their car. It was so strong they could not even look for itl
2007-03-23 09:05:02 · answer #6 · answered by michael o 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think practical jokes are silly and childish ...... and I havent done any.... well maybe once I really didnt like my neighbour, so I put a little sardine cat food in her letterbox.... in summer.
2007-03-23 09:03:33 · answer #7 · answered by Lauren J 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't especially hate this person but we advertised his rather flash car in a local newspaper for a really cheap sale price. His phone didn't stop ringing for days.
2007-03-23 09:04:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Technically this is not mine. But a friend of mine found out her man was cheating on her and carefully and calculated got a pair of scissors and made a neat cut on the back of every piece of clothing hanging up in the wardrobe, then rehung them. Cut the crotch out of all his boxer shorts and cut off the toes end of all of his socks. She then cut all of his bank and credit cards in half and carefully placed them back in his wallet. She then accidentally painted his red Ducati motorbike in Dulux White emulsion and then added pink hearts in another Dulux shade on top and then as a finale, painted in black, Gay Rider. She also destroyed his crash helmet in a vice and calmly told him it was either his helmet or his head.
2007-03-23 09:04:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
i made my ex a sweet and sour chicken with lots of laxatives in when i found out he had been cheating on me
2007-03-23 09:04:07 · answer #10 · answered by debbie 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋