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Locking the car door.

2007-03-23 01:50:18 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Ensuring Shag pile thick enough or making sure the bedroom door is locked from the army of sprogs. Sorry girls married to a mad blonde, who looks at her hands when thinking what is left and right.

2007-03-23 01:56:06 · answer #1 · answered by JOHN 3 · 0 0

What does the blonde do after sex?
she opens the car door lol

2007-03-23 08:52:21 · answer #2 · answered by ♫Rock'n'Rob♫ 6 · 1 1

Or having a fling in the strong room at the local bank with the assistant manager..

2007-03-23 08:54:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sex inside a bank safe.

Very secure.

2007-03-23 08:57:50 · answer #4 · answered by sassychickensuckerboy 4 · 0 0

hahaha as a blonde myself i do find some of these jokes funny ie a blonde and a brunette jump of a cliff who reaches the grownd first ......................the brunette the blonde stoped on the way down to ask 4 directiond.....

2007-03-23 08:54:14 · answer #5 · answered by sexi-dol 1 · 0 0

makeing out with a safe

2007-03-23 09:06:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?

Guy: "Trust me you won't get pregnant and I don't have any STD's."

Blonde: (wobbles head from side to side) "OK"

2007-03-23 08:57:38 · answer #7 · answered by Lynn 3 · 0 0

I would have said "Set the parking brake", but the same idea

2007-03-23 08:56:26 · answer #8 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0 0

What's a blonde's mating call?

"I am sooo drunk!"

2007-03-23 08:54:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anthony Stark 5 · 0 0

Oh, and I thought it would be in the bank vault!!

2007-03-23 08:52:26 · answer #10 · answered by momof3 5 · 0 0

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