2007-03-23 01:35:46 · 14 answers · asked by F R 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I wouldn't know where to start.
I can't think of a single proselytisation incident that was not downright absurd in the extreme.
"If you want to save your soul, give it over to Jesus" was a fairly funny one.
Then of course there is that idiot around Oxford Circus with the megaphone who jeers "Don't be a sinner; be a winner!" and tells everyone that they're going to hell.
2007-03-23 01:43:03 · answer #1 · answered by Nihilist Templar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They came up with this fantasy that there is some god in the sky with people with wings flying around, and then when you die, if you have spent your whole life thinking about some guy that died two thousand years ago, you get to go to this weird place and hang out forever.
2007-03-23 01:41:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bin lucky enough not to come across anyone trying to convert me..
But since I believe that trying to convert someone is in itself stupid, anything someone says in that effort would be stupid.. :D
Every religion is a path to god.. and self realization.
2007-03-23 01:43:03 · answer #3 · answered by Kidambi A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once, this guy who claimed to be a deacon (I didn't believe him), told me that god came back in the form of man to learn about love. I just looked at him and walked away.
2007-03-23 01:42:59 · answer #4 · answered by سيف الله بطل جهاد 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An atheist tried to convert me by saying... "Atheism, the logical choice"... but they couldn't prove it.
2007-03-23 01:53:30 · answer #5 · answered by Blessed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a place you go when you die where you'll get your own mansion, live forever and walk on streets of gold.
2007-03-23 01:40:05 · answer #6 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See, we're all gonna kill ourselves to send our spirits to the mothership that's flying just on the other side of this comet...
2007-03-23 01:41:11 · answer #7 · answered by VanJimmy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That I am going to hell if I don't. Real compelling when you are three, but after that it isn't convincing at all.
2007-03-23 01:43:32 · answer #8 · answered by Alex 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that their religion is the only "right" one and all others will fall to hell for not worshiping they way they do...
2007-03-23 01:40:06 · answer #9 · answered by emt_dragon339 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"God loves you and if you don't believe that, you'll be tortured for eternity in hell."
I'm glad none of those people were my parents. Geez....
2007-03-23 01:42:53 · answer #10 · answered by riverstorm13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋