Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana.
He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 On FM dial in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , which was sponsoring a "Worst Job
Experience Contest."
Needless to say, she won.
Hi Sis,
Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite
cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea .
2007-03-23 01:21:03 · 12 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to thediver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this
sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no
complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is
take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods
my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to
itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse.
Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out
from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had
happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my
suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish
couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as
fortunate.
2007-03-23 01:21:35 · update #1
When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the
jellyfish into the crack of my butt.I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator.
His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other
divers, were all laughing hysterically.Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three
agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes
before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.
When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass
helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running
down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my
butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but
I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much
worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
2007-03-23 01:22:13 · update #2
Now
repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job."
Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day?
May you NEVER have a jelly fish bad day!
2007-03-23 01:22:34 · update #3
Aww this brightened my day and made me laugh!!! THANKS A MILLION
2007-03-23 01:26:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG the poor guy! I have been stung by a jellyfish on my arm but butt, man that has gotta burn! lol
2007-03-23 01:27:17 · answer #2 · answered by Maple Leaf 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-19 10:07:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm having a good day i'm kicking my 18 yr old son out he's smoking pot,taking pills,and to top it off he's stealing and refuses to find a job so him and his clothes are going out today
2007-03-23 01:29:56 · answer #4 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont think im having a bd day
I bloody well is
2007-03-23 01:24:16 · answer #5 · answered by ashymojo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes yes
2007-03-23 01:27:40 · answer #6 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My day is already looking so much better.
2007-03-23 13:51:24 · answer #7 · answered by Dream_Catcher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my gosh this is a trip
2007-03-23 01:26:35 · answer #8 · answered by charitydowling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-03-23 01:25:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my... i guess i will never complain about my job.
........ .......... .......
phew that was the longest one minute ever... i'm back to complainin!
2007-03-23 01:33:49 · answer #10 · answered by wamkita♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋