A Hawaiian Woodpecker and a Canadian
woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees.
The Hawaiian woodpecker said that they
had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker
challenged him and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no
problem. The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe.
The Canadian woodpecker then
challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a Canadian tree that was
absolutely unpeckable. The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence
that he could do it and accepted the challenge After flying to Canada ,
the Hawaiian woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem.
The two woodpeckers were now confused.
How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian
tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree
when neither one was able to peck the tree in their own country?
After much pecking, they both came to
the same conclusion. Your pecker is always harder when you're away
from home.
2007-03-23 01:19:19 · 6 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm gonna send this to my husband....!
2007-03-23 01:22:48 · answer #1 · answered by XOXOXOXO 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um. Ouch. That hurt my eyes... I wouldn't have a clue :]
2007-03-23 08:23:28 · answer #2 · answered by anything2getin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont know if its true but that was funny
2007-03-23 09:59:02 · answer #3 · answered by Christina K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i need to get out more often to find out.
2007-03-23 08:23:37 · answer #4 · answered by pH neutralizer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was that suppose to be a joke?i didnt read it.it was way too long....
2007-03-23 08:23:46 · answer #5 · answered by Itsjustme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one ltmss
2007-03-23 08:23:55 · answer #6 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋