2007-03-23 00:59:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dude, s*t*n doesn't need an axe, he has laser beams for eyes. And what would g*d fire from his gun? love bullets?
Love bullets don't work against laser beams, that's why there's so much trouble with s*t*n. Fortunately, laser beams don't work against g*d either, otherwise we'd be in real trouble...
2007-03-23 01:06:50 · answer #1 · answered by Dogstarrr 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Thinking about the Absolute in human terms such as these is wrong. God is a source from which a deeper Love than we can imagine flows. If you have ever searched for truth and found it... than you know the feeling and when something of this magnitude speaks; it is your spirit that hears. Your spirit knows what your mind does not and if your heart cannot now discern the silent voice of the spirit... than in time it will.
2007-03-23 08:32:57 · answer #2 · answered by punk bitch piece of shit 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No b/c God just ignores Satan and if Satan does something mean to God then God will just forgive.... thats the way God works.
2007-03-23 08:02:37 · answer #3 · answered by Sugar Honey Ice Tea 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha.... god needs no gun. hes created a super atom crystal that makes the devil sick if it gets near it. plus, in case something weird happens, hes always got his secret death ray beam of light that kills everything he wants it too. god is the coolest dude in the country.
2007-03-23 08:03:24 · answer #4 · answered by Carcin Ogin 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It is one thing to not yet be aware of God's existance; it is quite another to outright mock him. Be glad, sir, that God forgives our sin so freely when we ask.
2007-03-23 08:02:39 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you may have to expand you knowladge of God and his strenght, he also created setan and should no his strengt and weakness.
2007-03-23 08:02:38 · answer #6 · answered by Obino 10-10 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha genius, send that to the writers of South Park
2007-03-23 08:14:48 · answer #7 · answered by AnonAndOn 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
no god moves with antiaircraft missiles
2007-03-23 08:09:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think he has a belt full of grenades.
2007-03-23 08:02:30 · answer #9 · answered by frugernity 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes he has a water gun with holly water
2007-03-23 08:11:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋