"No I didn't pack this bag myself as it is not mine, I am carrying it for the nice man over there who says he has a bad back and I felt it was my Christian duty to help."
"No it's not a guitar in my guitar case, it's a mouth organ!"
"Can I open the window on the plane if I get hot?"
Any more from anyone?
2007-03-23 00:40:17 · 17 answers · asked by Doodle 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its baby powder....... honest!
2007-03-23 00:43:20 · answer #1 · answered by silent bob 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bags? What bags? Oh! Those bags! I uh, I honestly have no clue..... look, it's Osama!
And then just take off running. You'll get arrested either way but this way you make a bigger scene. Lol.
2007-03-23 01:20:03 · answer #2 · answered by Tracy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a column in the paper recently where the girl writing's suitcase was opened to reveal a multitude of sex toys. How do you explain that away?
2007-03-23 02:14:00 · answer #3 · answered by claude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the maximum life insurance cover that I can buy?
Will that detector pick up a Glock mod 17?
2007-03-23 00:50:51 · answer #4 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which country am I in?
2007-03-23 00:45:15 · answer #5 · answered by Ginny Jin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? A bottle of brandy?? Noooo thats my nightcap! Dont you know a nightcap when you see one?
2007-03-23 01:11:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I eat to much, thats why I walk that way
2007-03-23 00:47:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, nothing to declare, feel free to check my anus
2007-03-23 00:48:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
where I get Briteesh passport
2007-03-23 05:21:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have glacoma, hang on, let my find my prescription
2007-03-23 00:47:23 · answer #10 · answered by anthony c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well officer......I honestly don't know how those bags got up there!!!!!!!!
2007-03-23 00:46:11 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋