2007-03-23 00:39:02 · 8 answers · asked by johnny 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
On the sixth day,God turned to the angel Gabriel and announced:"Today I shall create a land called Canada.It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty,with snow capped mountains,shimmering blue lakes,forests of elk and moose and rivers of salmon.The air will be clear and pure.I shall make the land rich in oil so that the inhabitants shall prosper.I shall call these inhabitants Canadians and they shall be known as the friendliest people on Earth.
"Don't you think you're being rather too generous to these Canadians?" asked Gabriel.
"Wait." said God."You haven't seen the neighbours I'm going to give them!"
An Albertan visited the Eiffel Tower.The first question he asked the tour guide was."How many barrels a day do you get out of her?"
2007-03-23 00:55:37 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Anti Canadian Jokes
2016-12-10 14:43:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
French guest who was staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper!"
A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"
"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.
"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."
An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.
"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."
He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here."
"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"
"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."
What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
The taste.
2007-03-23 00:42:58 · answer #3 · answered by bumblecherry 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Just ask a Canadian if he / she is Amercican. It really upsets them and dont get me started on the bl**dy Qubecians!
2007-03-23 00:43:08 · answer #4 · answered by Monkeyphil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the entire South Park Movie takes care of that.
2007-03-23 00:41:59 · answer #5 · answered by Del Piero 10 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
as del said the watch south park and you will find some "blame canada blame canada with there beedy litlle eyes the flaping heads so full of life" ect
2007-03-23 00:47:09 · answer #6 · answered by ruddick86 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A big joke against Canada?
Let me see.. OH got one.....
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The USA!
2007-03-26 04:05:45 · answer #7 · answered by Vulture38 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes I do.
2007-03-23 00:42:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋